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Beyonce has dropped her latest music video for "7/11" and in the process, she's set the bar impossibly high for anyone else looking to throw a hotel party.

She's also turned wearing no pants into an art form. And we thank her for that.

The wacky video shows her cycling through numerous outfit changes, most of which do not involve pants, throughout the course of an epic hotel rager.

Beyonce and her backup dancers filmed the footage earlier this month.

"Man it feel like rollin' dice, man it feel like rollin' dice / Seven eleven, seven eleven, seven twice, man seven twice," Beyonce sings. "Man it feel like rollin' dice."

"Man it feel like rollin' dice / Seven twice, seven twice."

She's looking to get lucky, in other words ... but Blue Ivy's mom doesn't need luck when she's got it goin' ON like this and she's letting everyone know it.

Between her leopard underwear, "Kale" sweatshirt, cut-up version of her 2013 Grammys gown, crop top and more, this is a feast for the eyes right here.

Beyonce Twerks, uses her foot as a phone, swirls in a chair, bounces dice off one a dancer's back, dances in front of a Christmas tree and pops out of boxes.

"7/11" is featured on the superstar singer's Beyonce: Platinum Edition box set. Her other new, leaked song "Ring Off" refueled Jay Z divorce rumors.

All we know is the Kim Kardashian Paper photos have nothing on this video. Bow down to the Queen of the Booty and watch the above insanity now ...


1. Beyonce Kisses Blue Ivy
Beyonce kisses Blue Ivy Carter in a very sweet moment which she delightfully shared for her fans.

There's gonna be a party in the USA tonight, people.

Because Miley Cyrus has a birthday to celebrate!

The superstar is now 22 years old. And while we assume Miley is spending the occasion by continuing to troll Kim Kardashian, we're gonna honor the artist by looking back over some of her more memorable moments.

Like the time she took most of her clothes off for German Vogue:


1. Miley Cyrus: Topless for German Vogue
Miley Cyrus has gone topless once again. She covers up her snack trays in this photo from German Vogue.

Or the time(s) she went topless on magazines covers, album covers or random Tuesday afternoons:


1. Miley Cyrus "Adore You" Cover
Yup, Miley Cyrus is topless again. This time, it's for the "Adore You" remix cover.

Or the many, many Instagram photos we can't get out of our head:


1. Miley Cyrus on a Hot Dog
Miley Cyrus is riding a hot dog in this concert photo. Because... of course she is.

Especially the crazy weird ones:


1. Miley Cyrus in a Food Bikini
Miley Cyrus isn't just wearing any old bikini in this photo. She's wearing a bikini that is covered in chicken and waffles. We don't know why.

And who could forget Miley's crotch. Not Liam Hemsworth, we bet, and not anyone who views these photos:


1. Miley Cyrus Crotch Close-Up
Yes, Miley Cyrus, we know: you shave your crotch. Please put it away now.

And then, of course, no one will ever forget the performance that truly made us realize Hanna Montana is dead and gone:


1. Attack of the Foam Finger!
Our lives were never the same after seeing Miley Cyrus do this at the 2013 Video Music Awards.

Finally, and most recently, the birthday girl scarred out eyes forever by editing a photo of herself as a baby on to various shots of her herself writhing around on stage.

It was, and it remains, very disturbing:


1. Miley Crotch Grab
No, Miley Cyrus. Just... no. Why did you make us look at this?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MILEY CYRUS!!!

Marion Barry, one of the more controversial political figures of modern times, died this morning from causes not yet known.

He was 78 years old.

Barry rose to national prominent after he was caught by the FBI while smoking crack in a hotel room with a young woman.

He screamed “she set me up!” upon being arrested by authorities, but, incredibly, this incident did NOT derail his career.

Barry served four rearms as Mayor - including a re-election after serving time in prison - and was often the butt of jokes from comedians, talk show hosts and, most often, on Saturday Night Live.

Barry was a council member for Washington's 8th ward at the time of his passing.

"Marion was not just a colleague but also was a friend with whom I shared many fond moments about governing the city," Mayor Vincent C. Gray said in a statement today. “He loved the District of Columbia and so many Washingtonians loved him."


1. Philip Seymour Hoffman
R.I.P. Philip Seymour Hoffman (1967-2014). He will forever be missed!

Look, we had no problem with the Kim Kardashian nude photo shoot.

If that talent-free reality star wanted to make some headlines and feel good about her post-baby body before getting pregnant again, more power to her. Whatever. It didn't affect us in any way.

Until now, that is.

Last week, ESPN co-anchors Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic made a bet when the former’s alma mater (Northwestern) played the latter’s (Notre Dame) in football.

After Northwestern pulled off the overtime upset, Golic had to come through with his side of the losing wager... which resulted in him re-creating the now-iconic Kim Kardashian Paper Magazine photo.

And ruining the Internet everything forever in the process.

“We are so, so sorry,” the official Northwestern Sports Twitter account wrote while re-Tweeting the picture above.

Really, though, it should be Kim Kardashian who is apologizing.

If she had just kept her clothes on, we wouldn't have already lost our breakfast this morning and our eyes wouldn't be permanent scarred, either. Thanks a lot, Kim.


1. Kim Kardashian as a Centaur
Sorry, Kim Kardashian. But you pretty much asked for this with your latest cover pose.

Katy Perry is not living a teenage dream on her current trip to Australia.

In fact, like a firework, the singer has unleashed an explosive rant against members of so-called "press" Down Under.

"Australian PRESS: You should be ashamed of your paparazzi & tabloid culture. Your paparazzi have no respect, no integrity, no character. NO HUMANITY," Perry wrote.

She then went on to explain the origin of this negative assessment:

"I was stalked by many grown men today as I tried to take a quiet walk to the beach. These men would not stop as I pleaded over & over to let me have my space. Many other people stopped to try to help but the paps continued to laugh at me & hold their barrels up & shoot."

Perry, who rarely uses social media to do anything except show off her impressive boobs, wasn't finished, either.

"They told me to make a 'deal' with them. Give them a bathing suit shot and they would leave me be. This is PERVERTED & disgusting behavior that should NEVER be tolerated, especially by people who do NOT want this.

"I will NEVER make a deal with paparazzi and I will not befriend anyone who perpetuates this kind of behavior."

The singer is on her on Prismatic world tour and began performing in Australia on November 7.

Fortunately, Perry’s time Down Under wasn’t completely marred by this insensitive “journalists.”

As seen above, she photo online of herself standing and smiling on top of the Sydney Harbour Bridge.

"I DID IT," she wrote on Instagram. "Finally, after all these years talkin bout it I done climbed your bridge tonight Sydney! Thanks @bridgeclimb."


1. Katy Perry GQ Photo (February 2014)
Katy Perry covers the new issue of GQ. She looks like this. We hate John Mayer so hard.