As you probably already know thanks to her relentless promotional campaign Kris Jenner has a new cookbook in stores.
As just about everyone (except Kris) predicted, the book is a massive flop, not only commercially but also with those who actually bought the book and attempted its ludicrously expensive recipes.
Currently, In the Kitchen With Kris: A Kollection of Kardashian-Jenner Family Favorites doesn't have a single five star review on Amazon, which is extremely rare for a high-profile release.
Of course, that may have something to do with the fact that the book has sold very few copies, and is currently placed 5,184th on the Amazon sales chart.
First, there were rumors that her estranged husband Bruce Jenner is dating Kris' best friend. Then the entire Kardashian-Jenner family slammed Kris over her decision to let Kylie Jenner travel to Europe with Tyga even though she's only 17.
We can hardly think of anything to make Kris' week worse, aside from maybe compiling a list of the most hilariously scathing reviews of her book so that we can laugh at them. Yeah, let's do that:
"Surely this is a joke! I suspect the only time she's been in the kitchen is to kvetch to the caterer and get more vodka!"
"The recipes in here are bland and tasteless...I made the macaroni and cheese, and you would think with all the varieties of cheese it would be flavorful, but instead I got very expensive, inedible mess of oily noodles."
"Eat the book itself, it will taste better than the recipes within."
"I would rather read a cookbook by ISIS."
Harsh. Well Kris, if you still want to offer helpful tips, you could always write a book on how to exploit your daughters for fun and profit.
1. She agreed to Keeping Up with the Kardashians...
... as a way to promote her family's clothing boutiques. She brought the idea to E! with the help of Ryan Seacrest.