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Earlier this month, Heidi Montag invited Amanda Bynes to crash at her place.

But now the former MTV reality star has offered up a possibility even scarier than the prospect of Bynes, Montag and Spencer Pratt living under the same roof: 

A Speidi spawn!


1. Classic Spencer and Heidi
These were the days, when Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt used to just pose for pictures and stir up trouble on The Hills. Nowadays it's kind of gone to $h!t.

“Spencer promised me a baby by 29,” Montag, who turned 28 in September, tells the latest issue of Life & Style.

The couple has apparently disagreed on this issue for awhile, but Montag says Pratt has finally come around.

“Last year, while we filmed an E! special, he told me, ‘I don’t want to have kids,’ and I started crying,” she says in the new tabloid issue, on newsstands now. “I told him I couldn’t bear the thought of never becoming a mom. So when he saw how important it was to me, he had a change of heart!”

Montag and Pratt, of course, rose to frightening fame on The Hills.

They extended their 15 minutes of fame for as long as possible, but have mostly flown under the celebrity gossip radar for the past couple years. They also squandered the millions of dollars they made back in the day.

However, look for Heidi and Spencer to take part in the new season of Marriage Boot Camp, which will also include Aviva Drescher, Natalie Nunn and Tyson Apostol, among others.

We can't wait. We guess.


1. Farrah Abraham
Oooooh, lord. Teen Mom star Farrah Abaham wanted to be a singer, and released some absolutely horrible songs to no avail (but great amusement). She's also a terrible actress, as evidenced by her attempts to convince us her sex tape was released by mistake. Screaming is a different story, as she proved with James Deen ...

When the world first learned that Miley Cyrus is dating Patrick Schwarzenegger, many people assumed she'd settle down a bit and start pursuing a more toned-down, traditional life.

It turns out, those people don't know squat about Miley:

Hey, sometimes on a Tuesday night you find yourself dressed like a taco drunkenly slurring into a microphone, right? 

Yes, despite the fact that she's now linked to one of the most powerful political families in America, Miley's Instagram page is still one of the weirdest places on the Internet.

We're sorry to see that Miley's no longer trolling Kim Kardashian with Photoshopped butt pics, but we're glad she's still posting some seriously WTF photos and offering nothing in the way of an explanation.

Miley celebrated her 22nd birthday over the weekend, and from the looks of things, the party is still chugging along. Not that Ms. Cyrus needs a reason to get hammered and wrap herself in a tortilla.

Of course, it's possible we're jumping to conclusions here.

We don't know for certain that Miley is drunk. We're just basing that assumption on her eyes, her attire, and the fact that she admits she woke up with "yesterday's face jewlz on."

Naturally, we don't blame the girl. Your 22nd birthday should be a wild occasion. Unfortunately, in the age of Instagram, the whole world knows just how wild of a time you had.


1. Miley Cyrus Quacks Up
Miley is all quacked up in this photo, snapped while she was hospitalized for an allergic reaction.

Will the show go on?

Despite Dean McDermott recently telling Dr. Oz that he's not quitting his family's ridiculously scripted reality series, Tori Spelling appeared today on The Meredith Vieira Show and confirmed the opposite.

Asked about the rumors that McDermott doesn't want to continue filming the series, Spelling told the host “that's true.”

So, does this mean True Tori will soon be coming to an end?

"I don't think so," Spelling replied. "For me, you know, it's True Tori. I have a lot more to tell. I have four children, I'm a mom, I'm a woman, and I want to go on and I really really really need the money."

McDermott has opened up in recent weeks about his depression, while the couple continues to struggle with his affair.

Talk of a Dean McDermott-Tori Spelling divorce has been circulating around the Internet for months, though Spelling continues to insist she's sticking with her man.

Even if he is an admitted cheater.

"I chose to deal with it because it was my journey, it was my truth," Spelling told Vieira of why she's made her private issues so very public. "Women everywhere go through this and I wanted to put it out there."


1. Tori and Dean Moment
Tori and Dean share a touching moment. So much to say about these two.

McDermott doesn't share this enthusiasm, however.

"I can’t keep opening a vein, opening my soul and sharing my feelings and thoughts and demons with the world," he previously told Access Hollywood. "I don't watch it. I can't. It’s really difficult. I can't do it anymore, for my soul."

Still, True Tori Season 3 Episode 7 will air on Tuesday and many will say McDermott's departure simply gives writers new material for Season 4.

Why do folks continue to turn in to this nonsense? Here is your chance to watch True Tori online and to find out for yourself:

Scott Stapp - lead singer of the popular 90s Christian rock band Creed - posted an alarming video to his Facebook page earlier today:

In the clip, Stapp explains that he's broke, homeless, and living in a hotel, following several days of sleeping in his truck, and eventually being admitted to an emergency room.

Stapp blames the federal government, claiming that an audit went awry, causing the IRS to seize every dollar he had to his name.

"I'm under some kind of pretty vicious attack," Stapp says in the clip. "I still haven't figured out why, except that about eight weeks ago I began an audit...During the course of audit a lot of things were uncovered. A lot of money was stolen from me."

"The IRS has frozen my bank accounts two or three times to leave me completely penniless. When I called to find out why, they said,  'Oh we had an address mix-up. It was a clerical error. We'll return your funds in 9 to 10 months."

"If any of you guys were worried, just know, I'm sober; I'm safe as of right now; don't be believe any lies, and just know the truth will prevail."

The singer last made headlines in 2012, when it was reported that rapper T.I. saved Stapp's life following a suicide attempt.

Stapp welcomed his third child in 2010, while he was still struggling with depression and addiction issues. It is not currently known if he is still in contact with his family.


1. Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan used to make serious bank! But she spent it all on blow and had to have her move to New York bankrolled by Oprah Winfrey.

Kris Jenner has admitted to going under the knife for cosmetic reasons in the past, but now a source claims that the 59-year-old momager is planning to have far more extensive work done to help her hold on to her much younger boyfriend.

Kris is dating Corey Gamble - a 34-year-old road manager for Justin Bieber - and though the relationship seems to be going well, Kris is reportedly paranoid that her new beau will dump her if she change her look.

"She looks amazing for 59," an insider tells the National Enquirer. "But there is some loose skin on her body that she wants to fix." The source adds that Jenner has described her planned procedure as a "top-to-bottom makeover."

"She'll do whatever it takes to drive him wild in the makeover. She's even looking into the possibility of a butt lift, which she knows will drive Corey wild, since he's admitted he's a big booty guy."

It's been rumored that Kris' daughters have already benefited from that particular procedure, and a Hollywood plastic recently speculated that even 17-year-old Kylie Jenner has had a butt lift.

The source claims physical attraction between Kris and Corey is currently not an issue, and insists that "the sex between them is off the charts."

Even so, Kris reportedly views the extensive cosmetic work she has planned as a necessary precaution:

"She's not taking anything for granted. She says this is the hottest guy she's met in years."

Kris filed for divorce from Bruce Jenner in September after 13 years of marriage.


1. She agreed to Keeping Up with the Kardashians...
... as a way to promote her family's clothing boutiques. She brought the idea to E! with the help of Ryan Seacrest.