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As you probably already know thanks to her relentless promotional campaign Kris Jenner has a new cookbook in stores. 

As just about everyone (except Kris) predicted, the book is a massive flop, not only commercially but also with those who actually bought the book and attempted its ludicrously expensive recipes.

Currently, In the Kitchen With Kris: A Kollection of Kardashian-Jenner Family Favorites doesn't have a single five star review on Amazon, which is extremely rare for a high-profile release.

Of course, that may have something to do with the fact that the book has sold very few copies, and is currently placed 5,184th on the Amazon sales chart.

So we think it's safe to say this hasn't been the easiest week for Kris.

First, there were rumors that her estranged husband Bruce Jenner is dating Kris' best friend. Then the entire Kardashian-Jenner family slammed Kris over her decision to let Kylie Jenner travel to Europe with Tyga even though she's only 17.

We can hardly think of anything to make Kris' week worse, aside from maybe compiling a list of the most hilariously scathing reviews of her book so that we can laugh at them. Yeah, let's do that:

"Surely this is a joke! I suspect the only time she's been in the kitchen is to kvetch to the caterer and get more vodka!"

"The recipes in here are bland and tasteless...I made the macaroni and cheese, and you would think with all the varieties of cheese it would be flavorful, but instead I got very expensive, inedible mess of oily noodles."

"Eat the book itself, it will taste better than the recipes within."

"I would rather read a cookbook by ISIS."

Harsh. Well Kris, if you still want to offer helpful tips, you could always write a book on how to exploit your daughters for fun and profit.


1. She agreed to Keeping Up with the Kardashians...
... as a way to promote her family's clothing boutiques. She brought the idea to E! with the help of Ryan Seacrest.

A school shooting at a high school in Marysville, Washington, about 35 miles from Seattle, has reportedly taken place today, but appears to have ended.

The shooter is reportedly dead from a self-inflicted gunshot wound, police sources told the Seattle Times, in the incident at Marysville-Pilchuck High School.

Local news stations are reporting that several people have been injured, but police, who responded to calls of shots being fired, have not confirmed.

A nurse at Providence Regional Hospital told a CBS News affiliate that three patients were brought in with gunshot wounds and a fourth is expected.

One reportedly sustained a gunshot wound to the head.

The school is in lockdown, according to KIRO 7 TV.

Three students and a teacher reported gunshots, according to the TV station. The gunman reportedly stood on a table in the cafeteria and opened fire.

A large police response to the reported shooting was dispatched immediately, while Marysville School District released the following statement:

"The Marysville Pilchuck High School is currently in lock down due to an emergency situation. Police and emergency services have responded."

"The Marysville School District lock down procedures will remain in effect at Marysville Pilchuck until further notice from law enforcement."

"We will continue to forward communication in cooperation with law enforcement."

Story developing ...

Yesterday, sources claimed that Leah Messer and Jeremy Calvert were headed for divorce following a week of embarrassing revelations for the Teen Mom star.

First, Calvert accused Messer of cheating on him with her ex-boyfriend Robbie Kidd. Then, an anonymous drug dealer claimed that Messer spends $600 on prescription pills every week!

Now, Calvert seems to have had all he can take, and he's hinted on social media that he's in the process of moving out of the home he shares with Leah and her three daughters.

Calvert posted a photo of his dirt bike and several other items loaded onto the back of a pickup truck along with a caption that seems to be targeted at Messer and Kidd:

"Bet he can't do this," Calvert wrote. "Lmfao you sure made a great choice. He can't buy a Big Mac."

Initially, Messer denied cheating on Calvert, and he seemed to believe her. Now it looks as though his suspicions have returned.

Messer's family has accused Calvert of buying in to bogus cheating rumors in order to give himself an excuse to leave his wife and daughter.

We may never know for sure if Leah cheated, but it certainly looks as though she's on her way to being twice divorced at the age of 22.

Watch Teen Mom online at TV Fanatic to for more scandals and infidelity.


1. Leah Messer and Daughter
Leah Messer and one of her three daughters share a tender moment.

You will not even believe what Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looks like without makeup. Well, you might believe it, but that doesn't make it any less awesome.

The British supermodel took to Instagram earlier this week with a fresh-faced selfie, and for having just woken up like this ... she looks amazing like this.

And quite well-rested, we have to say.

Sporting a lacy black tank and blond locks tussled around her shoulders, she hopes YOU wake up to some of the violence going on in the Middle East.

UNICEF's global humanitarian version of the #icebucketchallenge called on the public to post morning selfies in hopes of aiding the Syrian crisis. Rosie obliged:

"My #wakeupcall for @unicef_uk @unicef Text SYRIA to 70007 give £5 (UK) or visit wakeupcall (dot) org. I nominate @catdeeley @gregjames17 @poppydelevingne #wakeupcall #UNICEF"

Started by the fund's UK ambassador Jemima Khan, the awareness campaign hopes to utilize social media, the power of pop culture and the universal selfie.

Many stars have jumped in to contribute a barefaced photo, and money, to the campaign, including Liam Neeson, Naomi Campbell, Paris Hilton and Elle Macpherson.

Rosie gamely tagged a few famous pals to join her in the campaign, calling on Cat Deeley, Poppy Delevingne and Greg James to get in on the action.

Here are some more photos of celebrities with and without makeup that might want to throw a #wakeupcall selfie up onto the Internet soon as well ...


1. Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian's doesn't lie about the fact that makeup MAKES her who she is. She's shared more than one tutorial about how to get her signature look using highlighting products to contour her face.

The 104th reconciliation of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez fizzled earlier this month, and Selena has been doing her best to move on with her life.

But Justin, forever motivated to win her back, only to drive her away again, has enlisted his mom and his best friend to continue the cycle once more.

Pattie Mallette and Alfredo Flores are both putting the screws to Gomez, so to speak, in hopes that Justin may screw her in a different sense soon.

If you know wheat we mean! EDITOR'S NOTE: We mean raw, unprotected sex.

“Selena loves Justin’s mom so he knows that she’s not going to ignore her calls,” a source said. “Pattie loves it when Selena and Justin are together."

"She knows how happy and grounded it makes Justin. He lives a healthy life when he’s with Selena so of course his mom wants to see them get back together.'

"She’s [gotten them] together before so if anyone can do it this time, she can.”

To that end (maybe), Pattie Tweeted earlier today: "Every conflict is an opportunity to grow. #StayTender #ForgiveQuickly #communicate #LoveWins.”

Oh man, that settles it, then! Selena and Justin MUST BE TOGETHER!!

As for his other accomplice, we know Alfredo Flores was dispatched to We Day to make sure Selena Gomez and Orlando Bloom aren't together.

Okay, maybe not, but he was there, and stayed close to her with a mission.

“Alfredo was telling Selena how much Justin misses her, showing her texts from Justin and telling her she got it all wrong, that kind of thing,” a source said.

“Justin wants her back. He’s got everyone helping him make it happen.”


1. Justin Bieber With Selena Gomez Photo
Justin Bieber loves him some Selena Gomez. Just see these pics from happier times and you'll know it.

Of course, Justin's banging Barbara Palvin to make her jealous, too, if you believe another interesting tabloid rumor from the past week, so who knows.

With this goon, only two things are certain:

  1. Dude will wear a shirt as little as humanly possible, except when he plays hockey, as that requires a lot of gear (he has sick hockey skills).
  2. He will always try to slip one between the pads, and we're not talking about hockey. Although as we said, he has sick hockey skills.

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