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On True Tori Season 3 Episode 1 tonight, viewers will watch in horror as Tori Spelling cries multiple rivers over the failing state of her marriage to Dean McDermott.

Is there any hope at all for these two, considering the latter has admitted to an affair and the former is, well, Tori Spelling? We doubt it.

What happened to the once-happy couple? To bubbly parents of four? Two simple words: Greed. Infidelity. Desperation. Annoyance. Reality. Television.


1. Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian
The marriage between Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian lasted 72 days. Pretty much every second of it took place on reality TV.

Granted, Spelling and McDermott are still technically married. But come on. They're totally doomed.

But at least they aren't alone. It's rare for couples who appear on a reality TV show together to actually stay together, as divorces have befallen everyone from a Teen Mom to a sex tape star to... whatever the heck Jon Gosselin does with his life.

So as you watch Kendra on Top online and as you wonder how such mighty pairings have fallen, hold your significant other tightly and be glad you aren't doing it with a camera in your face.

Charles Upham, the father of the late Misty Upham, is going off on local police officials for handling (or more specifically mishandling) his missing daughter's case.

"I really think the police could've been more proactive," Upham says, claiming that the Auburn, Wash., police department refused to take action.

They refused, he says, to change his daughter's status to endangered after the actress vanished on October 5, even though she was clearly in danger.

"He just said, 'We don't think she fits the profile to change her into an endangered person,'" her dad laments, and soon enough, his fears were confirmed.

A search party found Misty Upham dead at 32.

For whatever it's worth, the Washington state medical examiner's office said Friday, October 17, that Upham died on the same day she had disappeared.

The August: Osage County actress had been dead for 11 days before her body was found, and for nine days since the Upham family filed a report.

"They could've brought in the dogs," Charles says. "The first day we would've found her, and she could've been alive. [If not], we could've resuscitated her."

"Or, at the very least, we could've had an open casket, you know?" Charles adds, noting that they won't now. "And we pleaded with them, begged with them."

"She's endangered. And I don't know why he decided not to. And a lot of people are asking us: 'Do you think it's because of racism?' I don't know."

One thing was clear to the family:

"From what I'm looking at, it's irresponsibility, lack of empathy, absence of humanity. And I've said it before, the inaction is the worst part of it," Charles adds.


1. Philip Seymour Hoffman
R.I.P. Philip Seymour Hoffman (1967-2014). He will forever be missed!

He says that he was upset with the Auburn PD for stating in the wake of Misty's passing that the detectives "did everything we could on this case."

They didn't do anything!" Charles responds. "You know, it was the friends and family that found her. I really feel that had it been another situation."

"I mean, how would they have approached this if it was [the police chief]'s daughter? How many resources would they have attached to that endeavor?"

He adds that the family has also been upset with the detective attached to Misty's case. "I just didn't feel her efforts were sufficient enough either," he says.

"I think everybody in that position who could've helped and should've helped, decided not to… I don't care if she was ill or not! I would've put everything that I could into finding her."

"Because, you know, we're humans," he went on. "And Misty is a person! It doesn't matter if she's mentally ill or a Native American or if she's a celebrity."

In the weeks before her death, Charles says, Misty discussed her fears of local police with loved ones and friends. "Misty was afraid of the cops," Charles says.

He adds that his daughter claimed in the past she was "ridiculed, taunted, and harassed the last time they picked her up to bring her to the hospital."

He says she was not a person to commit suicide, though: "She used to tell me that. She said, 'Dad, I would never take my own life because I know that's a sin."

"We know her falling down was an accident. I said it from day one when I went down and told the police. I said, 'I think she's alive.' I think she slipped and got hurt."


1. Paul Walker
Paul Walker died in a car accident on November 30, 2013. He left behind a daughter and a burgeoning film career.

Barry Allen isn't the only thing that moves quickly on The CW.

After just two episodes of The Flash Season 1 and Jane the Virgin Season 1, the network has granted full-season orders for both new programs.

The Flash debuted two weeks ago as the most-watched series premiere ever on The CW, scoring 6.1 million viewers in Live + 3 Day Nielsen ratings

Jane the Virgin, meanwhile, actually built on its opening audience for Episode 2 last night, a rare and exciting feat. Both shows have been very well received by critics.

"We have had a fantastic start to our season this year, with The Flash launching as our most-watched series premiere ever, and Jane the Virgin recognized as the best new show this season by critics across the country,” network president Mark Pedowitz said in a statement, adding:

"Over the past three seasons, we have made it our mission to grow and to broaden out our audience, and to keep raising the bar with the quality and impact of our new shows, and The Flash and Jane have both exceeded our expectations on all counts. I’m thrilled to announce full season orders for both of these terrific new series."

The Flash stars Grant Gustin as Barry Allen, a young man who gains super speed after a science lab explodes.

Jane the Virgin stars Gina Rodriguez as a young woman who gets accidentally artificially inseminated, throwing a rather unexpected wrench into her meticulous life plans.

You can watch The Flash online and you can watch Jane the Virgin online via our friends at TV Fanatic in order to catch up.

As anyone who's listened to Taylor Swift's "Welcome to New York" knows, the former breakup balladeer is rocking a more upbeat, poppy sound these days, but that doesn't mean all is bright and sunny in Swifty Land.

Taylor sat down for an interview with Esquire recently and she unexpectedly opened up about the dark (and occasionally scary) side of having millions of adoring fans. 

"I fought the idea of having security for a very long time, because I really value normalcy," Swift says. "I like being able to take a drive by myself. Haven't done that in six years."

"They have to be in a car behind me. Because just the sheer number of men we have in a file who have showed at my house, showed up at my mom's house, threatened to either kill me, kidnap me, or marry me."

Needless to say, there's a terrifying side to being one of the world's most popular artists. Too bad she can't just give these creeps the old, "No, it's Becky," excuse and be on her way.

"This is the strange, sad part of my life that I try not to think about," Taylor added. "I try to be lighthearted about it, because I don't want to be scared."

Suddenly we have a new appreciation for why Taylor named her cat Olivia Benson.  Who could be afraid when you have NYC's most badass crimefighter purring at your feet?


1. Taylor Swift and Olivia Benson
Taylor and the newest addition to her cat family. Olivia is named for Mariska Hargitay's character on Law & Order: SVU.

So much for Kris Jenner crying herself to sleep every night.

According to multiple reports over the weekend, Bruce Jenner is dating Ronda Kamihira, the long-time personal assistant and closest friends of his estranged wife.

A follow-up rumor then alleged that ?Kris Jenner is agony over this betrayal, but the reality star called in to Ryan Seacrest's KIIS FM today and didn't sound especially distraught.


1. Bruce and Kris Jenner in 2012
Awww, remember when? Bruce and Kris Jenner act all silly circa 2012 in this photo. They have since split up.

"I have no idea what Bruce does in his personal time," the mother of six said. "We've been apart for a long time."

Kris, who shares daughters Kylie and Kendall Jenner with Bruce, only kind words to say overall about the ex-Olympian.

"He is the greatest guy, a wonderful dad, and he and I are good friends," she said. "Everybody is very happy. I know I’m in a really good place. And I hope he is too. I hope he’s doing his thing and having a good time."

Aside from chatter of Bruce dating her BFF, there's also been talking that Bruce Jenner wants a sex change.

In a separate chat with Entertainment Weekly earlier in the week, Kris wouldn't exactly shoot down this possibility.

"I don't know what he's going through right now," she said. "I think he's just very happy and I think every time he makes a change in his life whether it's emotional or physical or whatever he's doing, somebody's going to comment."

Well, yeah. Especially if that changes involves adding boobs and a vagina to a man's body.


1. She agreed to Keeping Up with the Kardashians...
... as a way to promote her family's clothing boutiques. She brought the idea to E! with the help of Ryan Seacrest.