Some of the “quotes” I like from South Park, by Chef.
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Episode 401
Chef: Well look at you cute little crackers with your money and your fancy clothes and your cell phones. It’s almost like you were… Oh my God! Children, what have I told you about drugs Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny: There’s a time and a place for everything and it’s called college.
Episode 405
Stan: Chef, what’s a prostitute? Chef sings: But a prostitute is someone who would love you, No matter who you are, or what you look like. Yes, it’s true, children. That’s not why you pay a prostitute, No, you don’t pay her to stay; you pay her to leave afterwards That’s why I pay’s a lot for prostitutes! Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. James Taylor James Taylor: A prostitute is like any other woman, They all trade something for sex and they do it well. Chef: And that’s why I say- Chef and James Taylor: Prostitutes! Prostitutes!
Episode 204
Chef: Hello there, children! Boys: Hey, Chef! Kyle: How’s it going? Chef: Bad Kyle: Why bad? Chef: Children, I heard about what happened at school today! Now none of you tooked that nasty marijuana, did you? Stan: No, dude! We never even saw it! Chef: Okay, because I just want to tell you that drugs are bad. Stan: We know, we know, that’s what everybody says! Chef: Right. But do you know WHY they’re bad? Kyle: Because they’re an addictive solution to a greater problem, causing disease of both body and mind, the consequences far outweighing their supposed benefits. Chef: And do you have ANY idea what that means? Kyle: No. Cartman: I know! Drugs are bad, because if you do drugs, you’re a hippie; and hippies suck!
P.S.: It was damn hard to write this post, given that my mouse has gone crazy with clicks.